neopetpolitician:

plasmalogical:

snorlaxatives:

holy shit apparently during the filming of the 2002 spiderman movie james franco joked that tobey maguire had “frog-like features” which genuinely upset him and resulted in a rivalry between the two that still exists today i’m fucking screaming 

i hope tobey maguire beats the fucking shit out of james franco with no repercussions

The frog in tom holland’s mouth is actually tobey maguire

scarlet–raven:

trainsforbrains:

no-nami:

jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

your work is appreciated

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

acervidae:

mutuals…..do this

kidneydoner:

kidneydoner:

everyday i think about “hm…..tastes like prion disease” nd sometimes say it out loud 2 myself by accident

kinaco-cat:

こども用ソファで猫じゃらししてたら、とんでもない瞬間が撮れてしまった。ポーズもすごいがアニメみたいな顔になってる…。

iamoutofideas:

prestige2008:

things ytp has immortalized as the absolute apexes of comedy:

• the sound of glass breaking when something collides with a surface that isnt made of glass
  
• random sharp increases in volume
• reversing a word in the middle of it being said
• reversing someone running/falling as its happening
• audiovisual stuttering
• amazingly coherent sentence mixing that makes no sense
• screaming
• overlaying cdi characters for half a second whenever someone says something like “boy” or “dinner”

Getting random midwestern teenagers into small movie studio levels of video editing & animation by putting CD-I mario wherever the hell they can put him

beastlyart:

Rats are so easy to please. I shoved some sweet potato into cardboard toilet paper tubes, packed in with shredded paper towels. At first they were just excited about the paper towel shreds and started making a nest, then they found the sweet potato and lost their minds. Like they couldn’t believe what a good and gracious world they lived in that there could be sweet potato and paper towel at the same time.

wenamedthedogkylo:

notinlove:

Your hellhound is so sad, throw him the femur of a sinner already

sebmal:

debussy

caucasianscriptures:

Spider sense